Bullmastiff Dog Reading Newspaper Poster – Funny Bathroom Wall Art, Gag Gift – WC Toilet Decor
Bullmastiff Dog Reading Newspaper Poster – Funny Bathroom Wall Art, Gag Gift – WC Toilet Decor
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A hulking silhouette folded onto the bowl, wrinkled muzzle bent over the paper: our Bullmastiff reads the morning news with the gravity of a family patriarch. All the humour of the illustration comes from the contrast between the mastiff's imposing frame and the most ordinary domestic scene imaginable. You can easily picture it curling its jowls at a headline it dislikes, deaf to the outside world. The soft range of greys brings out the folds of its muzzle and its deeply absorbed expression.
This canine portrait joins our gallery of animals caught in very human moments, part of the Dog Posters collection. It adds character to a toilet wall or a small cloakroom, and lands well with lovers of large breeds and anyone who enjoys decor with a self-deprecating streak. It turns a cramped little space into a small theatre of the absurd, much to visitors' delight.
- Sixteen sizes, from a small 13×18 cm to a large A0
- Bare version or framed in black, white, light or dark wood
- Made to order on premium paper and inks
- Shipping on us
A tasty gift idea for the proud owner of a giant breed, a friend with deadpan humour or a housewarming that steps off the beaten track.

⏩ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
🖼️ You can choose to purchase the poster alone (unframed) or a framed poster that’s ready to hang.
✅ Professional printing, close to home, on thick museum-quality matte paper, with fade-resistant inks.
✅ Paper weight: 200 g/m²
✅ Shipped in a sturdy package protecting the product.
⚠️ Our frames are available only in black, white (smooth finish), natural, or dark brown wood (with visible grain). They measure 20-25mm (0.79"-0.98") thick and 10-14mm (0.4"-0.6") wide. Please note that some frames shown in the photos are for illustrative purposes and may differ.