Bushy beard and unruly brows, this miniature schnauzer has made itself right at home on the toilet seat, the newspaper spread wide between its paws like a seasoned regular of the smallest room. Brow furrowed, it seems to weigh every headline, entirely unbothered by anyone who might push the door open. The whole thing is played so straight that it lands at once: nobody expects to meet a dog this deep in the morning news above the bowl.

This illustration belongs to our line of tongue-in-cheek dog portraits, made for the loo, the bathroom or a hallway where you enjoy catching guests off guard. Schnauzer lovers and fans of homes that refuse to take themselves seriously will feel right at home browsing our other Dog Posters, a cheerful bunch where every breed gets its own moment in the spotlight, half dignity and half pure mischief.

• 16 sizes to choose from, from a small 13×18 cm up to A0
• Order it as a print alone or framed in black, white, light or dark wood
• Printed on demand on quality paper with long-lasting inks
• Free shipping

An easy win for a schnauzer owner with a real sense of humour, whether it goes under the tree, marks a housewarming or simply turns up for the joy of watching them laugh.