All muscle and armour, an alligator has swapped the swamp for the bathroom tiles: there he sits on the toilet, jaw relaxed, eyes running down the day's headlines. You half expect him to lunge out of murky water, yet here he is lost in the sports pages, and that wide gulf between fearsome predator and calm morning reader hits the mark every single time. His tough-guy nonchalance, as if lounging in an invisible robe, makes the whole thing thoroughly delicious.

This unflappable reptile joins our menagerie of animals caught in unmistakably human acts, ready to browse in our Animal Portraits collection. He fits right across from the WC door, in a guest bathroom or in the home of anyone who likes to punctuate their walls with a wink. Where you brace for a menacing set of jaws you get a half-smile instead, and that very paradox is what holds a visitor's gaze.

• sixteen sizes available, from a pocket 13×18 cm up to A0
• as a plain poster or framed in black, white, light wood or dark wood
• printed on demand with quality inks and papers
• free delivery

A clever thought for the nature-loving friend who keeps a sense of self-mockery, or a fresh way to liven up a housewarming.