With his immaculate cream fleece and long neck rising proudly from a braided collar, this alpaca in military uniform has the unflappable poise of an old Andean general. His placid expression, painted with all the solemnity of an official state portrait, produces a contrast that is quietly hilarious: no one knows which campaigns he fought, but he clearly won them without ever losing his cool. The medals on his chest gleam against all that soft wool.

This portrait adds a note of gentle humour to a living room, guest bedroom or home office, and feels right at home among soft interiors — wool throws, linen curtains, natural tones. His light, creamy palette will even brighten a room that gets little sun. He parades alongside the other feathered and furry officers of our Animal Portraits collection.

• Sixteen print sizes on offer, between 13×18 cm and A0
• Unframed, or framed in black, white, light wood or dark wood
• Made to order using quality paper and inks
• Delivered free to your home

A soft-hearted present for the llama-and-alpaca fan in your life, an unshakeably calm colleague or anyone whose wall could use a little mountain serenity — he promises to stay perfectly composed about it.