A velociraptor in a wedding gown, veil trailing, claws freshly manicured: no palaeontology textbook ever recorded such a scene, so it had to be illustrated. The clash between pristine lace and prehistoric predator produces an image both absurd and strangely graceful — the kind you look at twice just to confirm what you are seeing. Her expression suggests she is thrilled; the bouquet did not survive. Sixty-six million years is a long engagement, and the occasion clearly deserved an official portrait.

This artwork is made for homes that embrace the unexpected: an eclectic living room, a hallway short on conversation starters, a teenager’s dinosaur shrine or the office of a committed fan of deadpan humour. It intrigues, it amuses, and it tells a story everyone finishes differently — beginning with the obvious question of who the lucky groom might be. As wall decor goes, it resembles nothing else, which is entirely the point.

• Sixteen formats from 13×18 cm through A0
• Framed in black, white, light wood or dark wood, or supplied print-only
• Produced on demand with genuine care for paper and inks
• Delivered free of charge

For an offbeat wedding, a housewarming or a dinosaur lover’s birthday, this is the present people are still talking about years later.